Mexico Pulls a Cheech and Chong
When life handed Michael Vick a major career hit, it seems he decided to take a major bong hit. The suspended Falcons QB has been placed on tighter restrictions by a federal judge after testing positive for marijuana. The tighter restrictions will force Vick to remain in his home between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. and submit to random drug testing.
Vick submitted his pee-pee to the courts on September 13th, just weeks after pleading guilty to federal dogfighting charges. Legal analysts say the latest developments could impact Vick's December 10 sentencing.
Murdering puppies is one thing, Mike. But getting high, I mean that's where we draw the line. 
Sit Rex. Stay. Good Boy!
The Bears finally got the memo that landed on all of our desks around this time last year: Rex Grossman is about as accurate as a drunk Stevie Wonder in a dart throwing contest. The beleaguered QB will be benched for this week's game against the Detroit Lions. The decision comes after Grossman threw three interceptions Sunday night in a 34-10 loss to Dallas. (Oh Lovey, if that's all you were waiting for to bench this kid, why didn't you just say so?!)
The benching means Brian Griese will start this Sunday. And in case you forgot, Griese's the guy who had trouble bringing a title to Denver and Miami...oh, and Tampa Bay too. 
What Sound Does a Lion Make? "Cheap, cheap!"
Roy Williams may know how to make a catch, but that doesn't mean he is a catch. The Lions wide receiver not only admits he's a cheap date, but he also tells radio station WDFN-AM that he doesn't tip either:
"There’s no such thing as a tip. But I am really polite and I say ‘Thank you sir.’ … The pizza man knows, when he comes to my address, he’s coming for free.
If you’re on a date and she wants to go to a nice place, what do you do? I might just take her to the casino and get her a free buffet. If I did take a date out to a nice place, I’d take her to a nice place, like a Red Lobster or something. It wouldn’t be Morton’s or nothing like that."
Moral of the story, if your date with Roy Williams involves pizza at his house. We advise you not to eat one slice as there's a good chance the delivery man sprinkled a little surprise in the sauce.
4 comments:
I suppose we could. But it won't affect the average.
Teams like the Colts and Patriots would destroy any curve I could put on these grades.
PS: I was talking about your NFL quote o' the week ( The Rex Grossman quote)
we would never slander rex. heard it with our own six ears!
Oh this was such a needed laugh after this past week. Gotta run, gotta cancel this weekend's date with Roy.
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