NFL Sunday Week 1: Games We Give a Crap About

5.Falcons vs Vikings: Let's face it, the Falcons have about as much of a shot at a winning record as Britney Spears does making a successful comeback. Still, we'd like to see how Joey handles the pressure in his first real game at QB. Plus, we need every division rival to lose to keep things evened up right out of the gate.

Wish: Vikings win.
Prediction: Vikings by a field goal.

4. Bucs v Seahawks: Primarily for the same reasons listed above, but this is also our next opponent. Time to size up the competition and see if Gaycia Garcia will truly be the answer to the Bucs Quarterback woes.

Wish: A breaking news alert at halftime reveals Jeff Garcia is being investigated for "misconduct" in a bathroom stall at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.
Prediction: Seahawks by a TD.

3. Eagles vs Packers: These are two NFC teams predicted to show signs of improvement thanks to some offseason moves. Let's see if they live up to the hype.

Wish: Andy Reid quits, Donovan chokes, and Eagles fans consider pulling an Owen Wilson.
Prediction: Eagles by 13


2. Giants vs Dallas: Gotta love a good division rivalry.

Wish: Um, is there anyway both of these a-holes can lose?
Prediction: UPSET! Giants by 4


1.Bears vs Chargers: The team that never should have made it to last year's Super Bowl takes on the team that was supposed to but didn't.

Wish: Rex Grossman sucks so badly, his team somehow ends up with negative points.
Prediction: Da Bears are who we thought they were. Chargers by 14+

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Glad to see the Eagles, Bears, Bucs and Falcons lose today. My only disappointment so far is that the Panthers beat the Rams.

Chick in the Huddle said...

true indeed but they've got a soft schedule for the next couple weeks so we should get used to them putting up a few "W's." Not to worry though, I smell 9-7 in their future...at best.

JWD said...

Screw the Colts(and the Bears for that matter)
Get really to get out the broom on the NFC South!!!!