U Da Man!


It took less than one quarter against the Minnesota Vikings for Brett Favre to break Dan Marino's record for career touchdown passes. TD #421 went to wide receiver Greg Jennings on a 16 yard play. What was even better than the play was the celebration dance that followed. Brett hoisted Jennings over his shoulder in a move reminiscent of Patrick Swayze at the end of Dirty Dancing. (Nobody puts Brett in a corner!)

Dan Marino, the picture of class, reacted to the record breaking play by saying

"I loved holding the touchdown record for the past 13 years. But if someone was going to break it, I'm glad it was someone like you."
(We're told he then thought to himself, "Now I got no ring and no record. WHAT THE F?!!!!!" and headed straight to the nearest nudey bar.)

Favre also holds the records for career completions and consecutive starts by a quarterback, along with most random appearance in a comedy for his cameo in "There's Something About Mary."

Pat Healy: "What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?"
Brett Favre: "I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb ass."

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