Game Day Chick Tip: Get Your Game Face On!

Tonight's the night, The NFL Season Opener: Saints vs Colts! (I think I just had a mini-orgasm!) Just like with the teams, what YOU do tonight will set the tone for the rest of the season. While most of us Chicks have been preparing for this night for weeks, some of you may be feeling a little rusty. Below we help you get up to speed and get your game face on!


*Don't watch countless hours of ESPN countdown coverage. It will only enhance your anxiety. Watch just enough to know who'll you start and sit in fantasy football

*Brush up on game day trash talk material. Gather stats on obvious advantages of your team and disadvantages of the other team and be prepared to whip them out at a moment's notice. Also, study your team's weakness and have a counterpoint for every argument. When all else fails, rely on a cleverly concocted 'yo momma' joke!

*Decide where you're watching the game at least three hours before kickoff. None of this "should we meet at the sports bar...Wait, what about my house?" crap when your team is 20 minutes from running out of the tunnel.

*Don't get too drunk too fast. Pace yourself to two beers an hour pre-game and no more than two a quarter during the game.

*Unless you're trying out for a linebacker opening next spring, go easy on the face stuffing. Stick to just a couple slices of pizza then pop open a bag of carrots to nibble on and satisfy your snack cravings.