The Young and the Restless

A message to Vince Young: unlike my momma’s okra gumbo, revenge is a dish best served cold. For you, you very strange looking young man, it will come in the form of a fired up former foe who would love nothing more than to run over your defense and single-handedly keep your offense off the field in a Monday Night spectacle. You see, Reggie remembers what happened January 4, 2006, when you lead the Longhorns over his USC Trojans in the final minutes of the game. Truth be told, he took no pleasure in watching Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite walk all over his team. And while we’re on the subject, here’s a friendly reminder to pack your Longhorns National Championship T-shirt when you set out for the Big Easy. You’ll need it for comfort come Tuesday morning.

How can fans of an 0-2 team be so confident their clash with the Titans will end in victory? It’s quite simple you see; failure is no longer an option. The Saints are hungry for victory. They’re hungrier than Kirstie Alley walking past a Krispy Kreme sign with the ‘hot’ light on. They’ve suffered a national embarrassment, a shocking loss to a formerly 4-12 team, and the shame of knowing they’ve let down their ever-faithful band of believers. And while these facts may serve to make you all the more confident about your big MNF debut, we Who Dats know this recent course of events will make you about as vulnerable as a washed up pop star trying to make her big comeback lip synching in a bedazzled bikini.

Cue The Bangles sweet Vince, cuz you’re in for a Manic Monday indeed. And don’t even think you can show your ass in the Dome the way you did after last week’s loss to the Colts. We watched you leave the field without meeting for the “good sport” midfield handshake. Then, like the Wonderlic underachiever you are, you petulantly mouthed off to reporters during the post-game press conference. The tough loss to Indianapolis obviously left you rattled. Now just wait till Will Smith and Charles Grant get a hold of you in front of tens of thousands of screaming N’awlins fans.

Forget the Clash with the Titans. This is the story of the Young and the Restless. And we restless chicks will accept nothing less than to see you #10 and the rest of the ex-oilers head back to Music City with a Dome sized chip on your shoulder.

Chicks Prediction: Saints 20 Titans 10
Let the games begin….