A group pushing for the legalization of weed in Denver thinks suspended running back Ricky Williams may be the answer to their marijuana wishes and chronic dreams. They've put up a billboard across the street from Invesco Field, where the Broncos play, which reads, "Ricky, come to Denver... Where the people support your SAFER choice." The group SAFER (Safer Alternative For Enjoyable Recreation) wants to get the message out that firing up a blunt is much better than chugging a beer. (Oh, so that's why they call it the Mile "High" city...)
Williams filed for reinstatement with the NFL earlier this week. He's been on suspension since April for a fourth violation of the NFL's drug policy. The group pushing to bring Williams to Denver insists he'll feel right at home! (Whatever they're smokin', we want some!)
In an unrelated story, concessions stands at Invesco Field are rumored to soon be limiting their menus to Doritos and Fun Size Snickers.
Now That's Dope!
Oh Snap!
Shouldn't "Mary" have been at the Packers game cheering on Brett instead of watching the Eagles get that ass tapped in the Big Apple?
A loss to the Seahawks and a bad hair day. Could it get much worse for the 49ers' Keith Lewis?
Devin Hester "Soulja Boy's" his way into the end zone. The Lions returned with a "Supa Soak that Ho!" in the fourth quarter.
You can bet Lions running back Tatum Bell will be the butt of jokes for a while after ripping his pants during a 12 yard run. Now if only we could find that extreme close up captured by the FOX Sports cameras...
'Twas the Night Before Saints Camp
Twas the night before Saints Camp and despite all the frenzy,
not an interception was missed, not even by McKenzie.
The jerseys were hung by the chimney with care
in hopes that a Lombardi trophy would soon be there.
Drew Brees was nestled all snug in his bed
with no thoughts of indictments filling his head.
Marques wore his grip glove, Fred Thomas his cast
and pledged “I won’t get burned this year, I’ll be super-fast!”
The backup QBs in their black and gold caps
joked “Let’s ‘pull a Romo’ and fumble some snaps!”
When out on the field there arose such a clatter.
Dhani put down his bow tie to see what was the matter.
Away to the window Copper flew like a flash,
But it was only Joe Horn throwing his career in the trash.
Another loud noise gave the boys quite a fright
…must mean more gunshots in Uptown tonight.
When, what to their wondering eyes should appear
But Coach Sean Payton - and his eyes full of tears.
He unchained a dog once so lively and quick,
saying “Looks like we had another visit from Vick.”
More rapid than Eagles he said this Saints team will be.
And the players all ran to him bursting with glee.
“On Reggie! On Deuce! On Mark Simoneau!
We’re headed to Millsaps, not Thibodeaux!
To I-10 East and to the Twin Spans
Let’s prepare for the season with our Mississippi fans!”
They knew in an instant there’d be a ring this year.
For jolly old Payton made one thing quite clear.
“The gift of winning gives our fans an escape
from shady contractors and FEMA red tape.”
In 2006 they thought it was luck
Now we’ve got to show them we don’t really suck.
Another trip to the playoffs, yes that’s what we crave
and this time we’ll send those Bears back to their caves!
Drew sprang to his feet, got his team all pumped!
“We’re helping the Gulf Coast out of this slump!”
I heard Reggie exclaim as they drove out of sight.
“Enjoy your title now Colts…see you opening night!”
-Dedicated to our fans and our team! Geaux Saints!!
Copyright 2007 www.chicksinthehuddle.com
Game Day Chick Tip: Trips and Clips and Holds…Oh My!
It’s a crucial third down play in the fourth quarter for your beloved team (Go Saints Go!) and as the play unfolds those pesky yellow flags go flying. The referee comes out doing more moves and gestures than the cast of “Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo.” You’re not really sure what it all means but from the groans in the crowd, you know it ain’t good.
This, my friends, must NEVER happen again. The penalties in football are as important to the game as the actual plays. Penalties can win games lose games and sometimes end games. Knowing the signals and what they mean inevitably help you better understand the game itself.
To help you out, we’ve broken down just a few of the signals of the game. That way, you can save all the “fakin it” for those private moments with your boyfriend.
-If the referee repeatedly moves his right foot behind his left one in a jaunty manner, he’s not gearing up for his “Lord of the Dance” routine at midfield. That’s the signal for Tripping and results in a 10 yard penalty.
-If the talking zebra, aka the ref, rotates his forearms over and over in front of his body like John Travolta’s classic move in Saturday Night Fever, that’s called a False Start and it results in a 5 yard penalty.
-Say a team is backed up on the 2 yard line, the quarterback drops back to pass and is expertly manhandled into the end zone. You’ll notice the ref strike a dashing pose pressing his palms together over his head. He’s just indicated a Safety. That’s two points and a free kick for the team on defense.
Do you hunger for more penalty knowledge? Check out this handy animated rulebook to learn the sign language of the NFL. Before long, you won’t need the crowd to groan to know if something bad happens. Oh and in case you were wondering, that little hand gesture Michael Vick gave his fans last season wasn’t a penalty signal, it was just plain old foul!
Game Day Chick Tip: Don't get mad, get Madden
Does this scenario sound familiar: You're at a sports bar cheering for your favorite football team (preferably the Saints) when all of a sudden something good/bad happens and you cheer/curse at the top of your lungs in disbelief. Everyone's screaming with you it seems until out of nowhere, some big shot, big bellied guy starts challenging your knowledge of the game. He throws in a "Do you even know what you're yelling about?" Followed by an oh-so-condescending "You just like the players' uniforms." You attack back with all the stats and figures you know about your team, player names and positions, fun facts and trivia. But then, he throws you a curveball. He asks you about something you've always wanted to learn more about but never really did since, unlike him, you didn't have a chance to play football in school. That's right, the dreaded football formations. And despite all your obvious knowledge of the game, he gets the last word just because you didn't know what it means to be in the Over/Under 4-3 Defense.
At this point you have several options.
Option 1: Break your beer bottle over the table and charge him like a rhino. (Hope you look nice in your mugshot...)
Option 2: Run out crying, confirming all his stereotypes about Chick Fans.
Option 3: Politely suggest he buy a maternity jersey to cover that big gut of his. Then, vow to now get mad, but get Madden.
John Madden is a man many consider to be the Dalai Lama of pigskin. The sportscaster and former NFL coach is one of the most respected men in football. He guided the Oakland Raiders to an overall record of 103-32-7, leading the team to seven AFC Western Division titles and a victory over the Minnesota Vikings in Super Bowl XI. His winning percentage (.750) is the best of any head coach in NFL history. It's no wonder generations of men call upon his wisdom when debating the ins and outs of football with their friends or why they spend hours glued to a controller playing the latest update of his video game.
So, what can Madden do for you? Well, unless you plan on trying out for your local powder puff football team, playing Madden is about as close as you'll get to actually getting in the game. There is no faster way to learn about different formations, how each position affects another, and the best way to defend a certain pass route then to have to come up with all the strategies yourself. Of course, be prepared to get a butt kicking from the computer team you're playing against the first few times out. But before long, you're sure to pick up the formations like a pro. You can also click here to check out other tips on football formations and plays and when they should be used. Then, you can start taking on human Madden buffs, to really get a handle on your coaching skills. Before long, you'll be dropping more formation knowledge than T.O. drops balls!
As for pudgy at the sports bar, don't worry. Your paths will cross again. And after you leave his jaw dropped from your obvious grasp of the game, stump him on a topic he likely knows little about...the female anatomy.
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I Spy an ESPY
A Saintly Obsession
This site is dedicated to all us chicks who love football just as much as the boys and not just because the players are hot (although it is an added bonus!) Our team of choice, the New Orleans Saints and we're no bandwagon broads. The obsession began long before Reggie suited up, Drew competed for MVP, or Sean Payton won coach of the year. We were there in the brown bag era of the 80s, through the Bobby Hebert years, the Steve Walsh nightmare, Aaron Brooks throwing the ball backwards and somehow repeatedly sacking himself...you get the drift.
But we've vowed not to live in the past for it's the dawn of a new day. We're ready to join in with the rest of the Triple Fs (Female Football Fanatics) cheering on the Saints in their march to the Super Bowl. If you're not a Saints fan, not to worry: trash talk is allowed. Just be prepared to get it back, bigger and bolder. To the fellas, you're more than welcome to stick around too, just keep the patronizing comments to a minimum. After all, we too spot the flags, know the calls, and question the plays. But most importantly, we know you don't have to look like someone's ambiguously gay gym teacher to be a true female sports fan. After all, REAL fans wear PINK!!!
(Oh yeah, Fairweather fans, posers, and groupies need not apply)
