Saints Win Their First Game!!! As Told by the Voices in Nola Chick's Head


Fanatic Voice: Hell F'n yeah! We're going to the Super Bowl baby! The Saints are about to win their next 11 games. We'll go undefeated into the playoffs, get home field advantage and a bye-week. We'll play the Patriots in the Super Bowl and win! We're about to make history baby! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to go book my ticket to Arizona.
Cynical Voice: Whoa, whoa, whoa. They just won ONE game. They beat the Seahawks, who just got shut out a week ago. They're last in their division. They've still got some tough games ahead of them, including three away games against division rivals. This team would be better off losing their next 11 so they can get a nice pick in the draft.
Fanatic Voice: Are you kidding me? Did you see Reggie last night, blasting his way between the tackles?
Cynic: Did you see him cough up the ball?
Fanatic: Did you see that giant special teams play in the first series? Those big defensive stops? Mckenzie forcing interceptions. They're UNSTOPABLE!
Voice of Reason: While they probably won't win their next 11 games, it was good to see them look like the team of old against a respectable opponent. Not to mention it was a road game in front of a hostile crowd. They should be proud of the character and poise they exhibited in front of a national audience.
Fanatic: Would Super Bowl Tickets already be for sale on Stub Hub?
Voice of Reason: Dude, seriously...chill.
Cynic: I hear LSU's Defensive Tackle Glen Dorsey will go high in the playoffs. Maybe we can get him.
Voice of Reason: Oh C'mon. We won't get to pick that high.
Fanatic: I think Payton will get coach of the year again for the way he's going to turn this season around. And you know Reggie Bush will be a candidate for MVP. WE TAKIN OVER BABY!!!!
Cynic: Would someone get this psycho a sedative?
Fanatic: BACK OFF BITCH!
Voice of Reason: The good news is, we play Atlanta at home next week. We can really get some good momentum going.
Fanatic: Two words for you: WHO DAT!!!!
Voice of Reason: Yeah, you're right. WHO DAT!!!
Cynic: Um, you're 1-4. So four other teams, "dat who"...you losers!
Voice of Reason: Oh yeah. Damn!

2 comments:

saintseester said...

OMG! I have the same voices!

Chick in the Huddle said...

maybe they can get together for a margarita! (in case you don't know, mine are raging alcoholics!)