All Together Now: "LSU! LSU! LSU!"

For the first time since 1959, the LSU Tigers are #1 in the AP Poll. Wow! This is so unexpected. There's just so many people to thank.
Um, we'd like to thank USC, for narrowly beating unranked Washington in a day of college football upsets. We'd like to thank the Tigers' offense, for abandoning its Little League Football offensive scheme in the second half of the Tulane Game. Of course, gotta thank the man upstairs, who's a huge Tigers fan but apparently isn't that into the Saints this year.