Not since I swallowed four ghosts and a peach off one power pellet has a Pacman brought me so much joy. According to tnawrestling.com, Tennessee Titans Cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones has signed a contract with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling and will make his debut this Thursday. As we all know, Pacman was suspended from the NFL and forbidden from taking part in Titans training camp due to conduct violations. So what do you do when your athletic career is going down the tubes? Why, you sign up for a fake athletic career of course!
Neither Pacman (nor Ms. Pacman for that matter) have said whether he'll actually take part in any fisticuffs. But according to a Nashville newspaper, Jones recently installed a wrestling ring at his home. What we do know for sure is that NFL contracts prohibit non-football activities that could cause injury. Jones wouldn't be the first professional athlete to make his TNA debut. Chicago Bears Linebacker Brian Urlacher along with New York Yankees Outfielder Johnny Damon have both appeared on the wrestling program.
The last time Jones had his hands full with T. 'n' A. (and we're not talking the wrestling kind,) it ended with a fight outside a Las Vegas strip club. Let's hope Pacman doesn't gobble up more than he can chew this time around, otherwise it's "game over" with the Titans. Be sure to catch the cornerback's debut on Spike TV this Thursday at 9pm.
Athletes Love Their T 'N A
Letters from Camp
"Dear Mom and Dad,
Staying out of trouble at Camp Titan here in Tennessee is a lot harder than I thought it'd be. Today I got into a big fight when someone tried to bully one of my new friends. We were all playing football when this big guy tossed one of my teammates to the ground. I got really, really mad and hit him with my right hand, also known as the one thing that keeps us living in our cozy mansion and driving fancy cars.
My camp counselor, Mr. Fisher, says he's glad I stick up for the little guys. But he says if I hurt my hand punching fellow campers, we'll both wind up spending next summer in Colorado at Camp Crush. It's owned by some guy named John Elway.
So mom and pop, I think I've learned my lesson. Throw with the left then let the guys bigger than me finish the job. By the way, I'm running low on cash and porn. Hope a care package is headed my way.
Love always,
Li'l Vince "
