Athletes Love Their T 'N A

Not since I swallowed four ghosts and a peach off one power pellet has a Pacman brought me so much joy. According to tnawrestling.com, Tennessee Titans Cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones has signed a contract with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling and will make his debut this Thursday. As we all know, Pacman was suspended from the NFL and forbidden from taking part in Titans training camp due to conduct violations. So what do you do when your athletic career is going down the tubes? Why, you sign up for a fake athletic career of course!
Neither Pacman (nor Ms. Pacman for that matter) have said whether he'll actually take part in any fisticuffs. But according to a Nashville newspaper, Jones recently installed a wrestling ring at his home. What we do know for sure is that NFL contracts prohibit non-football activities that could cause injury. Jones wouldn't be the first professional athlete to make his TNA debut. Chicago Bears Linebacker Brian Urlacher along with New York Yankees Outfielder Johnny Damon have both appeared on the wrestling program.
The last time Jones had his hands full with T. 'n' A. (and we're not talking the wrestling kind,) it ended with a fight outside a Las Vegas strip club. Let's hope Pacman doesn't gobble up more than he can chew this time around, otherwise it's "game over" with the Titans. Be sure to catch the cornerback's debut on Spike TV this Thursday at 9pm.