Survivor, Saints Style

Cue the dramatic music, the bitter voiceover, and the slow motion walk away from the camera; The Saints have voted their first contestant off the Island of Millsaps.
Victim #1, defensive end Jon Hamm. Hamm suffers from a strained quad muscle, which rendered him unable to practice with the rest of the team. Not even an immunity challenge could save him from his early departure. The tribal council has spoken, and this Hamm is fried!

In the tradition of "You're Fired" and "You are the weakest link!", the Chicks suggest Coach Payton and the rest of the Saints coaching staff come up with some clever catch phrase before casting anyone else off the team.
Try these on for size: "Your Gumbo is Cooked," "Your Snoball has Melted" and our personal favorite "Make Like Benson and Boogie!" (Perhaps we've been drinking too much.) At any rate, feel free to suggest your own!