The Saints and the Steelers go head to head this Sunday in the 2007 Hall of Fame Game in Canton, OH. While the coaches of each team are sizing up their players to see who deserves a spot on the roster, we're sizing up our competition and their fans in a character comparison you won't find on any stat sheet.
We now present to you:
Saints vs Steelers-The Black and Gold Bowl
QB CELEBRITY LOOKALIKES:
Big Ben=Chubby Actor Seth Rogen
"Cool Brees"= Hottie Actor Ryan Reynolds
PAST DEFENSIVE NICKNAME
STEELERS: The Steel Curtain
SAINTS: Dome Patrol
FANS' SIGNATURE MOVE
STEELERS: The waving of "Terrible Towels"
SAINTS: The waving of towels, napkins, handkerchiefs, and sometimes the shirts off their backs in a glorious 2nd line tradition around the Superdome, win or lose!
FIGHT SONG
STEELERS: "Here we go Steelers, Here we go!" (Could they be lamer?)
SAINTS: "Who dat? Who dat? Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints" (Sheer poetry)
STEELERS SUPER BOWLS: 5
SAINTS SUPER BOWLS (of gumbo served during games): How do you make the infinity symbol?
COLORS
SAINTS: Black and Gold
STEELERS: Black and YELLOW, not Gold...that color on your uniform is yellow...YELLOW!!! Thus, making the Steelers ineligible for the Black and Gold Bowl!
Well, there you have it. We don't even need the teams to take the field to know which is clearly superior. Our prediction: SAINTS 34 STEELERS 3
Sizing Up the Competition
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