Breaking News on Reggie's Bush
Reggie Bush and his bootylicious skank-bag Kim Kardashian have reportedly called it quits! According to mediatakeout.com, Reggie's now getting his "muscle" warmed up before games by an unidentified blonde bombshell. 
The two have been spotted at away games in Tampa and this past Sunday in Seattle. But it was just a few weeks ago when Bossip.com published this picture of Hollywood Hussy K-Kard at the Saints v Colts game, servicing hanging out with Reggie's Mantourage.
With Kim out of the picture, Valtrex is reportedly no longer banking on a Reggie Bush ad deal.
Is This Bunny Out for Merriman's Carats? 
courtesy: Bossip.com
San Diego Charger Shawn Merriman is rumored to be doing a little bed hopping with a Playboy Bunny. The Pro Bowl Linebacker was seen canoodling (my, how we've longed to say that word) with Girls Next Door slutlet starlet Kendra Wilkinson. (We wonder if he responds to her "o-face" with the "lights out" dance???)
Brett's Buzz Kill
Riding high on a winning season and a newly cemented NFL record, Brett Favre is now dealing with some less than positive publicity. On Good Morning America, his wife Deanna admitted to almost leaving him at the height of his alcohol abuse. She says she kicked him out of the house back in 1999 and threatened to divorce him if he didn't get help.
The whole story is unveiled in her new book "Don't Bet Against Me."
It details how the NFL wife overcame her breast cancer diagnosis. Deanna says Brett had her full support to put his drug problems in the book.
In a related story, Brett's reportedly coming out with his own follow up to the book entitled, "The Pre-Nup Made Her Stay."
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0-2, O.J., & OK-ville
Misery Loves Company
Sure the Saints are off to a sucky start this year. The good news is, they're not alone. Four other playoff teams from the 2006 season remain winless in week two. We're talking the Philadelphia Eagles, New York's Giants and Jets, and the Kansas City Chiefs. While Eagles fans will likely blame their troubles on QB Donovan McNabb, we'd much rather assume the slow start is the result of bad karma on a city full of foul-mouthed, New Orleans hating beeyatches!!! 
Sour Juice
Oh O.J...Remember the good ole days when celebrities could get away with murder...literally? Now here you are behind bars facing serious charges that could ruin the rest of your life. (Wait a minute, haven't we seen this movie before?)
O.J. Simpson will go to court on Thursday to face charges in connection with an Armed Robbery at a Las Vegas Hotel. What was it that police say the Juice was sooo desperate to get his hands on? Why his own memorabilia of course. Simpson claims he was trying to reclaim items stolen from him and that he was not armed at the time. (And you know O.J. wouldn't lie...)
Wanna hear Simpson's profanity-laced hotel confrontation for yourself? Count on tmz.com to make all your sick "Law and Order" fantasies come true. 
K'Ville Ov'-Kill
If you were one of the millions of people to tune into last night's season premiere of the FOX drama K-Ville, you probably found yourself faced with one nagging question: "What the F is a 'gumbo party?'" The show is a fictional account of life in New Orleans through the eyes of the NOPD two years after Katrina. Officer Boule (note the unnecessarily French last name), played by Anthony Anderson, uttered the words "How Ya Mama Nem", "Gumbo Party", and "FEMA Check" all within the opening minutes of the show. (We've been to crawfish boils, but 'gumbo parties?'...seriously?) The episode went on to show Boule's craving for a po-boy at breakfast, love for Tabasco sauce, and visit to a Real Estate Agency turned voodoo shop. At this point, we were waiting for someone to start walking around randomly tossing Mardi Gras Beads to tourists while a second line band passed out bowls of red beans in the background.
WE GET IT PEOPLE, YOU'RE IN NEW ORLEANS!! And by the way, not all of us have french names, we don't eat gumbo four times a day, everyday, and not all the houses look like Victorian mansions in Mid-City, particularly in the "Upper Ninth."
With that said, the Chicks will give this potential k-tastrophe a second chance. But if they start showing swamp land that's supposedly off St. Charles Ave., we're through!
We Chicks Love Our Gossip
Who needs the return of primetime dramas when the NFL is serving up more than Mary J.? We've got indicted quarterbacks, cheating coaches, and a messy divorce that just keeps getting messier! Oooh Wee!!! This NFL season promises to be better than Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, and The Hills combined! (Not that we watch The Hills or anything like that...)
Cheater, Cheater Goodell Meeter
Patriots Coach Bill Belichick emerged from his grimy, gray sweatshirt on Wednesday for a news conference where he apologized for the Patriots' videotape scandal. A team staffer got busted on Sunday with a camcorder on the Jets' sideline. Now the NFL is investigating whether the Patriots were taping the Jets' coaching signals.
During his news conference, Belichick confirmed that he's been in touch with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell concerning the scandal. But he never acknowledged whether his team is guilty of pulling a (insert Tonya Harding, Barry Bonds, the 1919 White Sox, "Dubya" and other infamous cheaters in history's name here.) He did however apologize for any distractions the scandal could be causing for his team, the league, and fans. Then, in true Belichick fashion, he refused to answer further questions on the investigation and pretended as if the throngs of hungry reporters before him really gave a crap about his take on the upcoming Chargers game.
Like Mike
It turns out some good will come out of Michael Strahan's nasty divorce battle after all: we get to pick through his stuff! Items belonging to the New York Giant and his wife are going up for auction. Place your bid on useless conversation pieces like a $1500 5-light candelabra or perhaps you can drop $150 on a stained and tattered Louis XV style wood marquise.
Earlier this year, a judge ordered Strahan to pay his wife more than $15 million dollars a.k.a more than half of what he's worth to uphold his prenup agreement. As a bonus, she'll also get hundreds of thousands of dollars in child support.
All proceeds from the Strahan Auction will benefit Michael's newly founded "You Raggedy B!tch" Foundation.
Get Real
Whitney and Bobby did it, as did Paula Abdul. Now, so will Deion Sanders. No, we're not talking about drugs silly! We're talking reality TV. The buzz is that Prime Time is returning to prime time as the star of his own show. He and his wife will star in their own Oxygen Channel series, Deion and Pilar Sanders: Prime Time Love. The show will air sometime in February, leaving more than enough time for all of us to stock up on barf bags.
