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Can I Kick It? "NO, YOU CAN'T!"



Looking for a new job? Got a strong leg and a good groin? How bout just one of the two? Well, then you just might have what it takes to be the next field goal kicker for the New Orleans Saints. The Saints are reportedly auditioning new kickers in light of Sunday's disaster at the dome where gimpy groined Olindo Mare missed 2 critical field goals. The kickers apparently arrived in New Orleans on Monday and will workout with the team all week.

The Lesser of Four Evils

Among the washed up talent auditioning with the Saints, the man dubbed an "Idiot Kicker" by Peyton Manning, former Colt Mike Vanderjagt. Vanderjagt is the man who turned on his team during a drunken interview with Canadian TV in 2003. (We don't know what's worse: the bad mouthing or the fact that he was in Canada...)
Vanderjagt, once known as "Mr. Accurate" became "Mr. Sucks Occasionally" when he signed with the Cowboys in 2006. He went 13-of-18 on field goals, just enough for a "Tuna" Melt-down. Bill Parcells kicked him to the curb in November.

Martin..."You So Crap-py"
Among the other auditioning kickers, the man who replaced Idiot Boy in Dallas: Martin Grammatica. Grammatica, once a stud among pint sized players, has been ousted by three teams in the past five years: the Bucs, the Cowboys, and the Patriots. Martin's agent claims the inconsistent kicker is now "Grammatica-lly" correct, and has healed from his old injuries.

(There are unconfirmed reports the kicker spent his free-time as an understudy for Corbin Bleu's character in High School Musical.)





No...Not Again!

Former Saints Kicker Billy Cundiff, you know, the dude who missed two field goals last season, including a 47 yarder during the NFC championship game, is also hoping to put his best foot forward and secure Mare's job. According to the Times Picayune:

"Cundiff had signed in the offseason with the Atlanta Falcons but did not make the Falcons' final roster. He worked out last week for the New York Giants, and two weeks ago for the Jacksonville Jaguars, who instead signed (John) Carney as a fill-in while Josh Scobee recovers from a quadriceps pull."

(Damn, this is like keeping up with the bed hopping cast members on Grey's Anatomy!)

With options like these, Saints fans can rest easy knowing with full confidence our season is officially over.

Top 10 Ways We Kept Busy During the Bye Week...

10. Some of us, who shall remain nameless (see: Nola Chick) had bandages removed from wrist slitting "accident" after Saints home opener

9. Learned we can bet like the big boys this football season, thanks to Hot Chicks Hot Picks.

8. Played a fascinating round of our own version of "Who Would You Do", thanks to The Big Picture.

7. Realized there'd be plenty of people in line before us at the gates to hell after reading comments on Deadspin.

6. Longed for the bitter, albeit colorful commentary of Grandmaster Wang.

5. Started pool guessing what Chef Who Dat would come up with for this weekend's throwdown in the dome. (Panthers Pate' perhaps???)

4. Found more "Who Would You Do" inspiration after checking out the Femme Fan "Locker Room Lookers."

3. Began the process of creating a myspace page, only to realize we're turning into our parents. "That cyber-net stuff is scary, baby. Just give me my abacus and I'm good"

2. Appeared as the top vote getting article on armchairgm.com. (BTW, it's not too late to vote for us!) And from the looks of the comments, it seems like these Chicks ruffled a few feathers with our 13-3 Saints prediction.

1. Found inspiration to create our own t-shirts featuring the Saints unofficial new slogan: Do It For Deuce!

We'll wrap things up this week by sending Matt Leinart a "Your Welcome" card for letting him borrow our old "I was too drunk to remember" excuse.

Hey "Show Me" State, we'll show you alright...


With so many highlights from last night's Saints trouncing of the Chiefs, it's hard to know where to start. Could it be Drew Brees completing 17 of 19 passes? How about Pierre Thomas rushing for 90 yards on 11 carries and scoring 2 TDs? Perhaps the fact that the game was a shutout up until the final two minutes? Oh boys in Black and Gold, how you move us so!

Earn It:
With each game, the Saints seem to be taking their new mantra more seriously. Since the Hall of Fame debacle that kicked off preseason, Payton's offense has begun showing that same spunk and talent that made them top rated in '06. With each game comes more points, more big plays, and more signs that they're out to earn more than respect, but a shiny ring and matching trophy.

Love it:
The Saints offense racked up 479 yards. (That's in one game baby!) Wide Receiver David Patten had all of us asking "Hollywood Who?" But what really got us giggly was that mighty "D." Will Smith and company taught the Chief's O-line what the Hard Knock life is really all about. (We hope your cameras were rolling for this one HBO.)

Croyle Spill:
The Chief's Rookie QB Brodie Croyle is learning it ain't always easy playing with the big boys. He's now 16 for 36 in 3 preseason games. Last night he completed only 5-of-17 passes for 45 yards, not to mention his interception.


So it's only a preseason game, it doesn't count, and come September 6th, it won't matter. But if the Saints can keep this momentum going into opening week, they just might make Manning and Company look like Rex Grossman leading a pee-wee football team in a game of street ball.
Next stop: A date with the Dolphins in the Dome. Hey Chef Who Dat...these Chicks are suddenly in the mood for tuna!

Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Steal our Chant? “Who Dey! Who Dey!”

As the Saints prepare for their next preseason game against those Correctional Facility All-Stars known as the Cincinnati Bengals, we find this to be an appropriate time to vent on a long standing feud of the “What came first: chicken or the egg” variety.

While watching an episode of Inside the NFL in 2006, I happened upon a post-game pep rally in the Bengals locker room which involved sweaty, muscle-bound men clad in mere towels. While it was an obvious sensory overload for the eyes, my ears couldn’t help but burn at the sound of a bastardized version of an oh-so familiar chant. “Who dey? Who dey? Who dey think gonna beat them Bengals? NOBODY!” I thought to myself “My beefcakes in towels, why have you forsaken me?”

“Who Dey Think Dey Are?”

Shocked and appalled, I raced to the phone to find anyone else who’d witnessed this blatant display of chant robbery. (And if anybody knows about robbery, it’s the Bengals.) Alas, I discovered that this offense by the Bengals’ Offense was yesterday’s news. Turns out, the Bengals had been spewing their “Who Dey” venom for decades. And not only that, the team claimed to be the inspiration for the Who Dat creed I’d built my entire football fan motto on since I was a wee girl in black and gold booties.

Ain’t “Dat” the Truth

Armed with this new information (new to me at least) I hit the internet in search of not the truth, but ammunition. You see, I knew with 100% confidence that there was no way in Ocho-Cinco’s Mohawk a town known for… (Wait, what the hell is Cincinnati known for?) could come up with such a colorful creed. They’d obviously ripped it off from the Saints well known “Who Dat” chant and made up a lamer version to call their own. All I needed to do now was gather enough information to prove that “Dey are who we thought dey were!”

As I suspected, many before me had been on the case. But the facts never seemed to add up. Here’s what wikipedia had to say about “Who Dey.”

“Although the exact origin of the phrase is disputed, it had been made popular by 1981 in Bengals fans’ cheers for their team during their run to Super Bowl XVI. Some fans would do the chant and other fans would reply, “Nobody!”…One possible source is a 1980 commercial for Red Frazier Ford of Cincinnati, which used this tagline: “Who's going to give you a better deal than Red Frazier? Nobody!” Cincinnati fans who had seen the commercial many times may have just copied it when cheering.

The point of origin that has been disputed on a local Cincinnati radio station is that the phrase came due to a locally distributed beer at the time called Hudepohl. It is said that as beer vendors went up and down aisles at the Bengals games during their first run at the Super Bowl, instead of yelling out "Beer here!" or some other call to let fans know that they had beer, they would yell out "Hudy!" as an abbreviation of Hudepohl.”


Who dat think dat don’t make sense?



Is that a Bengal or a Copycat?

Even if “Who Dey” does trace back to 1981, we know for certain that “Who Dat” originated long before Luke and Laura’s wedding on General Hospital. In fact, “Who Dat’s” been around since long before the Bengals and even the Saints. It actually became a common element in vaudeville acts and minstral shows in the 1800s and early 1900s. Fast forward a few decades, and the cool cats on New Orleans Jazz scene had incorporated it into their everyday vernacular. In the 60s and 70s is where things get sticky. Some say fans would shout out “Who Dat” at games between New Orleans Public High Schools. LSU fans insist the chant started on their campus in the late 70s with the black sports fans chanting “Who!!!” so the crowd could respond “Dat!” Members of the faithful “Who Dat” nation say the chant caught on with Saints fans in the 70s but only gained widespread popularity in the 80s during the Bum Phillips era. There are even claims “Who Dat” can be found on a label of a 70s can of Falstaff Beer.


Who Dat Think this Debate Will Ever End? NOBODY!!!!

Can anyone actually provide hardcore evidence as to the first time a Saints fan chanted “Who Dat” and a Bengals fan chanted “Who Dey?” Unlikely. But do we really need that evidence? “Dat,” “dis,” “dem,” and da rest of the “Butchering the English Language Gang” have been apart of Southern culture since before you could find grits above the Mason Dixon line. I mean c’mon. How many people from Cincinnati do you know who say “Dat” or “Dey” on a daily basis? (Moreover, how many people do you know from Cincinnati?) Clearly a phrase with this much soul had to come from the South.

When it comes right down to it, none of this seemed to matter until both of these teams broke free from obscurity and made it on to the national spotlight. The “Who Deys” admit to having abandoned their cheer during their "Bungals" days. And while “Who Dats” stood strong and chanted loud even in the "Aint's Era," it seems no one was listening.

While the debate rages on, we look forward to a battle where we know there’ll be a clear winner: Saints v Bengals, August 18th at 6:30pm. Who Dat say their blood will curl if they hear a “Who Dey” chant from the stands? Who Dat? Who Dat?

The Fujita Monologues


It's been nearly a week since the Saints took that wet and wild trip to a water park that left two players injured. Now starting Saints Linebacker Scott Fujita is ending "water-gate" so to speak and revealing how he ended up with a heel injury that forced him to miss the team's preseason game.
Fujita fessed up in an interview with S.I.'s Peter King:

"So there was a lot of talk about who could beat the great champion Scott Fujita on the water slide. There was a lot of trash-talking back and forth, just good, fun team stuff. When it was time for me to go, I really had a good slide going, and the slide wasn't long enough. I probably went 20 feet further than the end of it and slammed feet first into some 2-by-4s. Luckily, my foot went right through it because I was going so fast. Who knows how bad the injury would have been if the wood didn't break.
"So I go crashing through the fencing, and there's just silence for a few seconds. I was OK, but a few seconds later, my foot was throbbing. It turns out I hurt my plantar fascia in my right heel. And right now, still, I'm having trouble putting my full weight on the heel."


Fujita is expected to make his triumphant return within a few days.
The Chicks' recommendation: Save that competitive edge for the field.
And to Coach Payton, how 'bout we opt for a more low key team bonding experience. A day of beer and porn on the couch ain't never hurt nobody!

Bills vs Saints a.k.a "Points Schmoints"


Here's the good news: Unlike Game 1, Game 2 in no way looked like an NFL team versus it's cheerleaders.
Bad news: The first stringers couldn't "take it to the house" in their two trips to the red zone. And there are still troubling signs the secondary needs to tighten it up.
The final score of last night's exhibition game: Bills 13 Saints 10. But let's keep it real. Do we really care who wins or loses these scrimmages? It's really all about player performances and how well our starters are "seizing the moment" during their limited time on the field. Besides, the Bills needed that confidence boosting win a hell of a lot more than the Saints did.
This game did yield some noteworthy, if not praiseworthy performances. Below the Chicks break down some Saintly highlights and sinful lowlights from the Bills v Saints extravaganza.

Saintly: The Saints definitely showed signs that their high powered offense is intact, if not improved. Drew Brees started the game 10/11 on completions. Reggie Bush showed his versatility as both a brilliant back, go-to-receiver, and all around stud.

Sinful: Olinde Mare's blocked 37 yard field goal in the first trip to the red zone.

Saintly: The Defense didn't just suit up, they actually showed up. The aggression we yearned for in Canton reared it's head in the dome. There were a couple impressive defensive stands, particularly on the Bills second possession. DT Antwan Lake got in a good bat down. Charles Grant was all over the place. Even second stringers like Troy Evans got his number called a few times for sacks and pressure on the QB.

Sinful: Does Jason David think the wide receivers have cooties?
He appeared to be playing a cover 2 defense even though there was no man-to-man coverage from the corners on the receiver.
Chicks Translation: He gave the the receivers way too much breathing room, denying himself an opportunity to play for the ball.

Saintly: Rookies like Antonio Pittman and Lance Moore, who played like men with a burning desire to play an integral part on this team.

Sinful: Special teams play by Lance Moore that forced the Saints to start drive from their 1 yard line.

Saintly: QB Tyler Palko's confident performance

Sinful: QB Tyler Palko not being able to lead team into the end zone on Saints final drive.


Overall, definitely more noteworthy positives than negatives from this preseason performance. Continue working out the kinks boys. Come opening night, we hope to leave Peyton for once wishing he was Eli.

Saints v Steelers Hall of Fame Game: The Chicks Break it Down


Highlight: Michael Irvin's touching Hall of Fame acceptance speech that made all of us say "What motel room with strippers and coke?"
Lowlight: Deion Sanders' suit

Highlight: No Saints starters did anything to get hurt
Lowlight: No Saints starters did anything (primarily because they were kept off the field to keep them from getting hurt.)

Highlight: Saints run defense held its own in the first few series
Lowlight: Saints pass defense looked like they'd barely survive a game at Tad Gormley, much less one in the NFL

Highlight: Okay night for Saints backup QB Jason Fife
Lowlight: Fabulous night for Steelers backup QB Charlie Batch

Lowlight: Final score Steelers 20 Saints 7
Highlight: It's only the first preseason game. Settle down, fairweathers!

Why Dulymus is Dy-no-mite!


Before chants of "Drew! Drew! Drew!" rocked the dome and countless screams of "Reggie, take your shirt off!" (okay, maybe that was just me), there was one man giving the faithful Saints flock a reason to believe. C'mon, shout it out with me..."DEEEEUUUUCCCCEEE!!!!"

While it was easy for many of us to get caught up in the Reggie hype, Deuce McAllister in rather dramatic fashion made us all remember why he's one of the most respected runners in the league. In case you missed it, he ran for 143 yards and scored 2 touchdowns in the Divisional Playoff Game against the Eagles and carried about 17 lineman (that's right, some of them came off the sidelines to help out) into the end zone. And at the end of the day, he still remains the same 'ole humble guy he's always been since he first donned a black and gold jersey.

What few may know about Deuce is that he didn't exactly get the welcome mat rolled out for him when he joined the Saints roster in 2001. Rumor has it that Ricky Williams really let his "fool flag fly" when McAllister signed on with the Saints, chiding him about his Rookie status and not exactly going out of his way to help McAllister adapt to the team's offensive scheme. Might sound like typical treatment for a rookie, but when it came McAllister's turn to play the big brother role, he did just the opposite. He welcomed Reggie Bush with open arms and went out of his way to make the much hyped draft pick feel right at home.

If for some strange reason you needed any other reason to love Deuce (you cold-hearted robot) feel free to review our list below of "10! Things We Love about Deuce".

#10-In 2003, he became one of only three players in NFL history to record over 190 yards from scrimmage in three straight games
#9- His Catch 22 Foundation funds holiday shopping sprees for hundreds of needy kids each holiday season
#8- While the rest of the crowd is yelling "Deuuuuuce", you can do immature things like yell "boooooobs!" for your own amusement, and fans around you will be none the wiser. (It's only fun after you've had a few beers)
#7-He's got a pair of cheeks that just make you want to squeeze the livin' dickens out of him,
#6-On a cold winter's night in January, he made several Eagles fans contemplate swallowing a bottle of pills
#5-You'll never see him having a "T.O." style temper tantrum.
#4-That oh-so-sweet sounding Mississippi twang!
#3-Seriously, have you seen those cheeks?
#2-Became the first player in franchise record books to surpass 2,000 in a season.
#1-His real name is Dulymus

A Marques to Marvel



"Faster than a speeding Barber. More powerful than a Loco-Manning. Able to leap tall defenders in a single bound. Look, up on the ad, It's a bird, It's a plane, 'It's Super Marques!"


Marques Colston has gone all "cover boy" on us. The Saints wide receiver is one of 3 NFL standouts featured in a new Marvel Comic inspired ad for Eastbay. Patriots Running Back Laurence Maroney, Bears Receiver Mushin Muhammad, and Colston are featured as their alter egos "The Burn," "Polar Blaze," & "The Grip."

Colston wasted no time getting his grip on the NFL. The Rookie receiver finished the 2006 season with 8 touchdowns and 70 receptions for over 1,000 yards, impressive numbers particularly since he missed a few games due to injury. When Joe Horn went down early in the season, Colston stepped in as Drew Brees' go-to-guy. Now the 7th round pick in the NFL draft will likely have fantasy footballers fighting over him as a first round receiver.

As much as we love him in black and gold, you gotta admit he looks good in green. (Doesn't it just make you want to clap your hands and sing "Hercules! Hercules!") Guess it won't be long now before the Superhero Hoochies are lining up outside training camp in their fishnets and knee-high boots....