Stallworth-less


The former Saints Wide Receiver dubbed "Street Clothes" because he spent more time out of his uniform than in is living up to his nickname with a brand new team! Donte' Stallworth remains on New England's PUP list (players “physically unable to perform”.) He has yet to show up for training camp.
Stallworth was traded last preseason to the Philadelphia Eagles when rookie Marques Colston outplayed, outlasted and outwitted Stallworth during Saints camp. Sean Payton took that opportunity to vote him off the Saints’ island in Jackson, MS in exchange for Mark Simoneau. Due to a recurring hamstring injury, Donte' went on to rack up some impressive stats in the Eagles "best cheers from the sideline" category.
Patriots Coach Bill Belichick had high hopes this guy would add speed to the team's receiving corp. And we Chicks agree! In fact, we predict no one will out-pace Donte' while he's making burger runs for the players who'll actually get to play.

2 comments:

dillyberto said...

Does Donte still have a home in NO?

He did as of last year.

He must miss Bud's Broiler too much up east.

Chick in the Huddle said...

Not sure. I know he had a sprawling pad out in Philly. I would think he gave up the NO digs.
Damn, I haven't thought of Bud's Broiler in a minute! And now I'm thinking about Lee's Hamburgers...and now I want a shrimp sandwich.
See what you've done?!