NFL teams may have gotten their "draft on" in April, but the REAL draft will be going down within the next few weeks when fantasy footballers everywhere pick the teams that will make them "hundred-aires" come January. While everyone is getting wrapped up in who to pick, we thought we'd shine a spotlight on an element of fantasy football that's almost as important as the players: the team name.
The wrong name could mean the difference between a spirited round of trash talk and little more than a pleasant exchange between football foes. (Bor-ing!) This chick personally finds gratification in picking the most girly/gay sounding team name I can think of. Imagine the delight in knowing the team owner of the "Black and Gold Warriors" will have to acknowledge he got his tail handed to him by a team called "Pink Fairy Princess Rainbows." Doesn't it just make you downright giddy? Below are a few team name suggestions just sissyish enough to keep fellow GMs squirming at the mere thought of facing your squad.
-- Pretty Pretty Princesses (Anthing with "princess" is always a sure bet!)
-- Precious Lollipop Dream Machine
-- Butterfly Candy Kisses
-- Sugar Plum Gum Drops
-- Buttercup Baby Dolls
-- Lil' Ms Lady Birds
-- Precious Pop and the Missy Poo Gang
-- Sugar and Spice Sassy Squad
-- The Razzmatazz Rainbow Posse
-- Jem and the Holograms
I can just see it now...Boy 1: "How'd you do in fantasy this week?" Boy 2: Man, I got beat by "Jem and the Holograms" Boy 1: "WTF??!!!!"
The wrong name could mean the difference between a spirited round of trash talk and little more than a pleasant exchange between football foes. (Bor-ing!) This chick personally finds gratification in picking the most girly/gay sounding team name I can think of. Imagine the delight in knowing the team owner of the "Black and Gold Warriors" will have to acknowledge he got his tail handed to him by a team called "Pink Fairy Princess Rainbows." Doesn't it just make you downright giddy? Below are a few team name suggestions just sissyish enough to keep fellow GMs squirming at the mere thought of facing your squad.
-- Pretty Pretty Princesses (Anthing with "princess" is always a sure bet!)
-- Precious Lollipop Dream Machine
-- Butterfly Candy Kisses
-- Sugar Plum Gum Drops
-- Buttercup Baby Dolls
-- Lil' Ms Lady Birds
-- Precious Pop and the Missy Poo Gang
-- Sugar and Spice Sassy Squad
-- The Razzmatazz Rainbow Posse
-- Jem and the Holograms
I can just see it now...Boy 1: "How'd you do in fantasy this week?" Boy 2: Man, I got beat by "Jem and the Holograms" Boy 1: "WTF??!!!!"
Truly outrageous indeed!
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