Inspired by last night's ESPY Awards, the Chicks in the Huddle have decided to hand out a few accolades of our own. These awards will cover everything from ESPY memorable moments to fabulous fashions, and even celebrity seat fillers who may have done better for their careers just watching the show from home. So for all those athletes who went home last night empty handed, not to worry. The Chicks just might have your back.
And now, the awards for the 1st ever CHICK-SPYs go to:
For Most Awkward Giggle During an Audience Cutaway: (Tie) Serena Williams and Kevin Durant
Most Out of Place: Jamie Lynn Siegler
Best Display of "The Guns"- (Tie) Regina King & Taryne Mowatt (Winner Best Female Athlete)
Worst Hat/Suit Combo- Samuel L. Jackson (Dwayne Wade was a close 2nd. Better luck next year, champ!)
Most "Where the F You Been?" Celebrity Sighting- Christian Slater
Luckiest Presenter- Regina King, who can now say she was in a Vince Young/Matt Leinart sandwich...without raising an eyebrow
Least Likely to Come Out of this Show with a Record Deal: (Tie) LeBron James for his disturbing take on "My Prerogative" & Macy Gray for... well, you know
Moment that Made Me Giggle Awkardly- LeBron James performing "My Prerogative"
Most Not Awkward Homoerotic Moment- Jimmy Kimmel and Lebron James for the whole "showering together" skit.
Moment Most Likely to Make Me Switch to "Entourage"- Kate Walsh and Peyton Manning for their "witty" banter while presenting the award for Best Female Athlete
The Bobby Brown "Why Aren't You in Rehab" Award- Bobby Brown
Best Fashion Upgrade- Serena Williams
Sharpest Dresser/Team Spirit Award- T.O., who dazzled in a white suit jacket with a shimmering Cowboys star on the back
Most Inspiring Moment- Presentation of Jimmy V ESPY award to NC State Women's Basketball head coach Kay Yow, who battled cancer while leading her team to the Sweet 16.
Best Scar- Drew Brees
Most Likely to Receive a CHICK-SPY Just for Showing Up- Reggie Bush
Best Moment- Presentation of Best Moment to the New Orleans Saints
Congratulations to all of this year's CHICK-SPY winners. See you at the after party!
"And the CHICK-SPY goes to...."
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Marry me! ;)
(Found you on Technorati. Great read. Consider yourself bookmarked.)
You're just sucking up so you can get your crappy site linked.
/barnacle
Nice site you got here, gals. I wish my wife loved the Saints half as much as y'all do. Yup, I've got ya bookmarked, too.
-Pico
Sheike....I heard about this from J-Roc and I wanted to peep it out...How does ATL feel about Senor Vick and his facsination with watching dogs chew each other to pieces? I know he's guilty before being proven innocent, so do you ladies see him having any future in ATL, and for that matter the NFL in general? Will I have to see him break all of Doug Flutie's records in the Canadian Football League?
Yo Mo! It's not lookin good for Ron Mexico. Even if the charges don't stick, his rep is sh*t at this point. The Falcons don't want that drama and neither will some other team. Maybe he and Marcus can start their own line of weed compartment water bottles!
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