Since all the good AARP jokes were used up on Morten Anderson's return to the Atlanta Falcons, we'll play this one straight forward. Vinny "Don't Call Me 'Paw Paw'" Testaverde is back in the NFL and preparing to suit up for the Carolina Panthers.
The pathetic Pants are desperate struggling at the QB position, due to Jake Delhomme's season ending elbow injury and an injury sustained by backup QB David Carr during Sunday's game vs the Saints. Realizing they wouldn't have the fortune of playing the Saints every week, the Panthers elected to interrupt 43 year old Vinny's game of Chutes and Ladders with his grandson and sign him with the team.
Interesting to note, Testaverde won the Heisman Trophy at Miami in 1986. That's the same year Panthers rookie receiver Dwayne Jarrett was born. (If this were a soap opera, you know Testaverde would turn out to be that boy's daddy...)
Testaverde? Playing? AGAIN? SERIOUSLY????!!!!
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Now we have to look silly against Testaverde?
PS: We both know he's (joker simpson)
the real imposter.
Wait, wait, wait . . . Dwayne Jarrett was born in '86??? Jeez, I feel old. Testaverde old.
Oh, and the Griese and Stokely quotes just cracked me up this week!
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