Panthers V Saints: First Half Notes

-First and foremost, the Chicks hereby order a sniper to infiltrate the Dome and take out the game announcers. Besides referring to Reggie Bush as "gimpy", they continually see the need to compare this year's team to last year's team. Well you know what, GET OVER IT!!! The 2006 season is over. Let it go!!! We fans already have and we implore you to join us!!!
-The sniper's second hit should be directed at the ref who called that b.s. illegal formation penalty which erased Aaron Stecker's touchdown.
-To Drew...Why have you forsaken us?
-To Matt Moore...Who the F are you?

Suggested "Locker Room Speech" talking points:
Drew: Get confident in that pocket. Don't force anything and allow the plays to develop
Reggie, Aaron and the Offensive Line: "You're holding your own. Just keep it comin' in the 2nd half."
Defense: Destroy this Matt Moore character. Make him wish he'd gone to the MLB.
Defense: As for David Carr, in the words of Drago in Rocky IV, "If he dies, he dies..."
Big second half coming up. Time to refuel.
WHO DAT!!!

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